Things that annoy me...

Today I saw three ads that offended me worse than usual in the space of half an hour. Two of these absolute gems contained animals extolling the virtues of either an air deoderiser or a new pickup truck... the truck ad even went so far as to have a talking horse perving over the leather interior. Perving. Yes. Because livestock around the world thanks us for turning them into stylish seating for JACKASSES to sit on. The air freshener ad had a repulsive 3D racoon nattering away about how I should be paranoid about how my house smells just in case a mole decides to burrow in. Thankfully, I live on the third floor, so I don't think I need to worry too much about that happening. On the other hand, perhaps I should not be so quick to dismiss the advice of a 3D racoon; after all, she was conjured up by some very astute and talented advertising monkey copywriter.