This post may somewhat bemuse the male segment of my readership. And yet, it is something I feel needs to be expressed, lest it causes my head to explode.
Why is it that 99% of bras on the market at the moment are padded? I cannot find an unpadded bra anywhere. And I'm sorry, but I am not going to include those sad little flesh coloured drips of paper thin nylon in this category. Those make breasts look even more ludicrous than padding: it's all pointy triangles poking bizarrely out of ones chest. Is that sexy? I doubt it. But the alternative... Am I to understand that my breasts are not enough on their own? That they must be bigger, rounder and harder than they currently are? I just don't fucking get it.
It started innocuously enough with the advent of the Wonder Bra, and ever since it seems that bra manufacturers and designers have been subscribing to the bigger is better motto. I don't buy that motto. I don't believe it. And frankly, I am starting to seriously resent the fact that I am not allowed to express my small chested-ness with pride. It makes me so angry that I am finding it hard to think of a pun to put in this sentence.
Dammit. Small boobies of the world unite!
2 comments:
yeah, well at least you dont have hair growing out of your chin
There is that.
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